Strange photo landed on our desk the other day featuring two giants of the digital dictation world in conversation at this month's Legal IT Show – we'll ignore the giant red-leatherette lips sofa in the background but just ask why they chose to talk on a stand belonging to Loasys, a rival speech tech vendor. Probably they had no choice because of the milling crowds at the show (see picture) meant there was nowhere else to stand.

Finally, cult film corner… what happens if you take Richard E. Grant's voice from the movie Withnail and I and combine it with the body of C3PO in the original StarWars movie…